Tuesday, 3 February 2015

A One Term Wonder Begging For His Job - The AIM Network

A One Term Wonder Begging For His Job - The AIM Network



A One Term Wonder Begging For His Job














Abbott’s address to the Press Club was a “please don’t sack me speech”.
He was begging for his job. It was not about popularity, but competency
he said. The problem is just that. He has proven to be incompetent.



“I promise to be more consultative, more collegiate”. Mark Reilly
pointed out that he had made that promise 15 times in the last five
years.



Joe Hockey suggests he should retain his job because the country
needs stability. By that reckoning we should retain an incompetent
leader because  stability is more important. Get your head around that.



In Australia, over the past few years we have had a revolving door
attitude towards leadership. The Labor party was thrown out, not because
of its policies, or its governance but simply because of instability of
leadership. The Gillard-Rudd farce became too much for the Australian
public.



It has to be said that John Howard was unpopular but respected. His longevity of tenure proves it.


Tony Abbott, said to be the best opposition leader ever (something I
have never been able to fathom) sought in his time of office to belittle
the office of Prime Minister on a day-to-day basis.



The current undermining of Abbott’s  leadership, which will continue
even if he retains his job, was eminently predictable. Words written to
describe his character, or lack of it, reach Biblical proportion.



His history is that of an incompetent lying bastard, a gutter
pugilist politician with no redeeming features. One who openly displays
his disdain for others with vile hate filled utterances. A person of a
bygone era who retains a love for the country in which he was born, over
and above, the one he now leads. He is a Luddite without any
comprehension of technology and science and the benefits to mankind they
will bring. He governs for those who have and not for those who have
not. His attitude to equality in terms of social values is legendary.



The fact that his party elected him in the first place, given that
all this was known, reflects as much on the party as it does on him.



What sort of a leader whose leadership has been so
abysmal-so condemned in the court of public approval, would then suggest
that the good performance of colleagues is as a result of his splendid
captaincy? That’s arrogance of the highest order.



“It takes a good captain to help all the players of a team to excel”, he said.

What sort of a leader in the face of all this would openly suggest that he is good at his job and needed to skite about it more?


What sort of a leader would insult voters by suggesting that the electorate only elected Labor Governments in “a fit of absentmindedness”?


What sort of a leader would say this and then do the opposite?


“It is an absolute principle of democracy that
governments should not and must not say one thing before an election and
do the opposite afterwards. Nothing could be more calculated to bring
our democracy into disrepute and alienate the citizenry of Australia
from their government than if governments were to establish by precedent
that they could say one thing before an election and do the opposite
afterwards.”

What sort of leader would with spellbinding, cringe
worthy ignorance call social media “graffiti on a wall” while his
government spends 4.3 mil on finding out the extent of its influence.



Seriously, bullshitting is bad enough but when someone believes their own, that is intellectual dishonesty.


Leadership is a combination of traits that etch the outlines of a
life and grow over time. They govern moral choices and demonstrate
empathy toward others. In the recipe of good leadership there are many
ingredients. Few leaders have all of them due to our human fallibility.
However there are some ingredients that are of necessity.



So if I were electing a leader I would have a check list of the
following. Dogged determination, credibility, respect, truthfulness,
vision, a positive attitude, trust, delegation skills, confidence,
creativeness and ideas, honesty, the ability to inspire, intuition, good
communication skills, morality and ethics.



The question then arises which, if any of these attributes did the Liberal Parliamentary Party did they believe Tony Abbott had.


Australian voters might like to also reflect on that.


A just released Essential Poll asked the following question:


Q. Which of the following describe your opinion of the Prime Minister, Tony Abbott?


Out of touch with ordinary people  72% +6

Arrogant  65% +4

Narrow-minded  63% +2

Erratic  60% +8

Hard working  58% -4

Superficial  55% +1

Intolerant  54% +1

Intelligent 50% -1

Aggressive  45% -4

Good in a crisis  36% -6

Understands the problems facing Australia  35% -5

A capable leader  34% -9

More honest than most politicians  30% –

Trustworthy  27% -3

Visionary  22% -5



On the evidence it is hard to believe that there are those who actually support him.


Julia Gillard may have been unpopular but competent she was. On the other hand Tony Abbott is neither.


Now the Liberal Party is caught between a rock and a hard place. On
the one hand it retains an unpopular characterless Prime Minister with
no redeeming features because they need an image of stability. On the
other, his lack of competence for the job will create instability and
mean one term only.



All because they didn’t question his qualifications for leadership.


They and we might like to do the same in the future. The catalyst for
all this has been Abbotts love of all things English. His knighthood
obsession has become his own personal Knightmare.




Given the choice between stability and competency I would settle on the latter because competency brings about stability.













Monday, 2 February 2015

Abbott’s wobbly reboot - The AIM Network

Abbott’s wobbly reboot - The AIM Network



Abbott’s wobbly reboot














Today Tony Abbott addressed the National Press Club with what his
colleagues were describing as a make or break speech.  It was his chance
to outline his plan for the future and to make his pitch as to why he
is the best man to lead us into that future.



He then proceeded to spend the majority of the speech talking about
the “Rudd/Gillard/Rudd catastrophe”.  He obviously has a different idea
of what future means than I do, or is it that that is all Tony can do?



His speech was just a collection of all the trite phrases we have
heard him repeat ad nauseum.  He persisted with counting on his fingers
that same old stuff about axing taxes, stopping boats and building the
roads of the 21st century.



He promised, for the umpteenth time, to be a more “consultative
collegial government”.  He also backed off from his captain’s picks of
Paid Parental Leave and deciding who gets knighthoods.  On PPL he said
he had listened to the Productivity Commission and his colleagues – pity
it took him five years to do so.



But perhaps the most interesting line for me was when he said


“I hope that in 2015 we will see a much more honest national conversation.”


And so say all of us.


Unfortunately that hope lasted about two seconds as he told us that
Labor had left him with a $667 billion debt.  As we have pointed out
countless times on these pages, the only place that number appears is in
Hockey’s MYEFO from December 2013 and it was a projection for ten
years’ time based on Coalition spending and revenue cutting decisions.



When asked about his broken pre-election promises Tony said that it
was necessary because Labor had lied about the real state of the books.



“We went into the campaign believing the deficit was $18 billion. 
When we saw the books it was actually $48 billion so Labor left a $30
billion deficit black hole”.



Except Chris Bowen and Penny Wong produced an economic update in
early August showing the deficit to be $30 billion, a figure backed up a
couple of weeks later by Treasury and Finance in PEFO.  Apparently Tony
didn’t read those documents, or chooses to ignore them.



The changes in projected deficits were once again due to Coalition decisions


Tony boasted that his government had created hundreds of thousands of
jobs.  When it was pointed out to him that there are about 70,000 more
people unemployed than we he came to office he completely ignored the
question.  I don’t think Tony realises that with population growth of
364,900 in 2013-14, we need over 30,000 new jobs per month just to keep
up.  From December 2013 to December 2014 employed persons rose by 1.4% while unemployed persons rose by 7.7%



Tony didn’t mention Medicare’s future or higher education reforms or
Indigenous recognition.  He ignored domestic violence despite Australian
of the Year Rosie Batty’s impassioned plea for action.  And his much
anticipated family package degenerated into the government would have a
“better childcare policy” and “consult widely”.



A poll in the Brisbane Times asking “Do you think Tony Abbott’s speech will help him remain in the top job?” was, at time of writing, showing 81% of votes saying “No it was awful.”


If Tony’s colleagues were looking for some inspiration from their
leader they must be echoing Paul Keating – is that all there is?






Friday, 30 January 2015

You're F***ed, Tony - The AIM Network

You're F***ed, Tony - The AIM Network



You’re F***ed, Tony














Guest blogger Ross Sharp explains why . . . and he pulls no punches.


From awful to f***ed in
the space of one brief week, Prime Minister Tony Abbott, our Dear
Leader, the walking, talking testicle of contemporary Australian 
political life, and embodiment of everything that is, and has been
wrong with it these last several years, has morphed toot sweet from the
once proudly simian gaited and throbbingly tumescent Cock ‘O’ the Walk
and King of the Hill to flaccid impuissance, an instant noodle
body-slammed into a bowl of his own steaming hot faeces.



Communications Minister and former Prime Ministerial hopeful Malcolm Turnbull now wakes every morning, and smiles, broadly, deftly tap-dancing his way from bed to shower, belts out a chorus or three of “Puttin’ on the Ritz”, follows it up with a softly gleeful rendition of “Singing in the Rain”, and fantasises about ramming the thick, block head of his most loath’d nemesis Cory Bernardi into a wood-chipper.


Foreign Minister Julie Bishop tingles with coldly exquisite
anticipation at every paragraph of ridicule and criticism of Abbott she
reads, licks her lips, and trippingly tra-la-la’s her way down to the
nearest high class fashion district to shop for new blouses and matching
pearls, some sensible shoes, and other items of elegantly understated
garb to best befit a Prime Minister in impatient waiting.



Former Prime Minister Julia Gillard, still with steel in her veins,
and who bore the brunt of Abbott’s base, savage primal brutalism, and
never once cracked under his  witheringly incoherent barrage of gonad-driven misogynistic hatred and contempt – “Make an honest woman out of her” – finishes watching another episode of “Game of Thrones”, lets her hair down, throws back her head, erupts with peals of glorious laughter.



North American citizen and billionaire media mogul Rupert Murdoch, Tweeting fool, boils with decrepit and aging rage and demands, DEMANDS, to blame it all on the barren bitch who runs Abbott’s office (the women are destroying the
joint), instructing the always compliant polyps who cling to the
increasingly desiccating organs of his Fish Wrapper Paper Empire to
confect some righteous outrage over the whole goddamn thing, GODDAMMIT!,
and help him elect a new Prime Minister to his liking. News Corpse.
Morality on page one, tits on page three, on page thirty-seven, you can
find an advertisement for sex call lines where a fifty-two year old
woman on a disability pension will mimic an eight year old in a school
tunic so that you can masturbate into a sock for sixty bucks, all major
credit cards accepted.



“Quality journalism”, I think he calls it.


“There is something about the state putting the power to
bully into the hands of subnormal, sadistic apes that makes my blood
boil” (Gore Vidal).

You’re f***ed, Tony.


F***ed.


It’s delicious.


Clap hands. Clap hands.


Ross Sharp regularly presents an assortment of copacetic delights and vents his spleen on his own blog site: Smelly Tongues



Thursday, 29 January 2015

Laugh and the world laughs with you — Abbott’s overseas knightmare –

Laugh and the world laughs with you — Abbott’s overseas knightmare –

Laugh and the world laughs with you — Abbott’s overseas knightmare









Freelance journalist Alan Austin takes a look at the world’s thigh-slapping reaction to Tony Abbott’s decision to knight Prince Phillip.







Tony Abbott has defended his captain’s pick of Prince
Philip for Australia Day honours against the “electronic graffiti” of
social media, but print publications around the world have joined in the
fun.



The Diplomat in Japan suggested
this was yet another gaffe by a gaffe-prone PM. Its piece was headed
“Good Knight, Mr. Abbott?” and sub-headed “In another misstep,
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott knights Prince Philip”.



It went on:


“After his government’s cuts to the Australian
Broadcasting Corporation and the Special Broadcasting Service, Abbott
has essentially put the nation’s satirists out of work. Even John
Oliver, a Brit, would have a hard time making the Australian prime
minister appear any more ridiculous than he does on his own steam. Right
now it is about all he seems to be doing well.”

The Independent in Ireland headed its story, “Australia’s PM Tony Abbott defends ‘joke’ decision to award Prince Philip Australian knighthood”.


Another Irish newspaper, The Times, was amused by Abbott’s approvals:


“The only person Prime Minister Tony Abbott consulted
before awarding an Australian knighthood to Prince Philip was former
defence force chief Angus Houston — who was also knighted. And the only
person Mr Abbott consulted about knighting Mr Houston was Governor
General Sir Peter Cosgrove, who was knighted last year.”

Germany’s Bluewin seemed also amused: “Prinz Philip ist jetzt auch ein Ritter”  — Prince Philip is now a Knight. It continued:


“As the British Prince Philip collected the nation’s
knighthood, Australia’s conservative Prime Minister Tony Abbott
collected the nation’s ridicule.”

Other German reports highlighted ”Ein Premierminister in der ‘Zeitschleife’”  — A prime minister in a time warp.


Switzerland’s Neue Zuercher Zeitung headed its story, “Tony Abbott’s Griff in die Mottenkiste”, which translates as “Tony Abbott’s grip in the mothballs”.


The pun is clarified later:


“Abbott brought the knighthood tradition out of mothballs last year, earning him criticism for being a royalist.”

In Holland, the Elsevier reported that “ministers in the Australian government are surprised, angry and disappointed —  verrast, boos en teleurgesteld  — at the decision by Prime Minister Tony Abbott to appoint Britain’s Prince Philip a knight”.


The Guardian in Britain emphasised
the “anger and derision among colleagues” Abbott has copped. It added
“conservative columnists and supporters have joined a chorus of scorn”.



The Telegraph highlighted possible political fallout:


“The move to honour Prince Philip has been widely
ridiculed and has fuelled speculation about Mr Abbott’s future as leader
of the ruling conservative coalition.”

Britain’s Mail Online focused
on Rupert Murdoch’s leading role. It detailed the media mogul’s
original fulsome support for Tony Abbott, his recent criticisms of the
PM, his current courtship with Julie Bishop and his latest opinions on
knighthoods, leadership and top political adviser Peta Credlin.



Coverage in France reflects bemusement at the whole archaic
royalty business. Outlets reported at length the derision, scorn and les sarcasmes de beaucoup generated.



Le Petit Journal claims
this controversy will allow Australian republicans to revive the debate
about modernising the country, “starting with abolishing ties with
British royalty”.



Indonesian and Malaysian outlets relished the Australian PM’s embarrassment.


“Australian PM Faces Backlash Over Royal ‘Knightmare’”, led The Jakarta Globe. Both it and Kompas emphasised the ridicule from Abbott’s colleagues, who called the decision “keliru dan bodoh”  — wrong and stupid.


Reports in south-east Asia also used headlines with “Australia PM in time warp”.


The Straits Times
ascribes the “time warp” expression to Opposition Leader Bill Shorten,
to whom it attributes also: “I wasn’t quite sure it was serious until I
realised it was.”



The conservative New Zealand Herald played
it straight with support for the embattled PM across the strait. Its
sympathetic piece was headed “Australian PM Tony Abbott promises wider
consultation over future knighthoods”. It insisted “he weathered an
avalanche of criticism over his decision to make Prince Philip an
Australian knight”.



But then it ran a delightfully disrespectful cartoon:






The story has also been covered in Denmark, Pakistan, the USA and elsewhere.


This follows great hilarity over Abbott’s inept performances in Davos in January last year and the recent viral John Oliver video.
An earlier story that generated an extraordinary response worldwide
also involved Tony Abbott: the famous misogyny speech by Julia Gillard
in 2012.


Abbott, or He Who Would Be Flinged! - The AIM Network

Abbott, or He Who Would Be Flinged! - The AIM Network


When I made various predictions about Mr Abbott’s time as PM, there were those that scoffed. But I hate to say I told you so.


Ok, all right, he hasn’t actually declared the ACT the true Vatican
City, and declared that not only is he the one, true Pope, but I
consider the Prince Philip thing slightly less likely. And slightly more
bizarre. So I’m putting that one down as a win.



Anyway, I’m about to make even more predictions based on getting
three and a half  out of the ten I made about Abbott  have turned out to
be true. (All right, it doesn’t sound impressive, but being completely
wrong most of the time never stops politicians, racing and footy
tipsters or economists. Even Steven Keane keeps predicting a crash to
housing bubble in Australia, and eventually he’ll be right. The fact
that he’s been predicting it since last century won’t stop him from
saying, “I told you so, that house you paid a whopping $250k for back in
1998 is now worth a mere $1.3 million after the crash. I told you to
sell back when it was worth $400k!”)



  • Abbott will call a double dissolution in the next couple of months
    in the hope of forcing Murdoch to back him rather than risking a
    leadership spill so close to the election.
  • No Murdoch journalist will write a word until after Murdoch has tweeted.
  • Julie Bishop will have lunch with Murdoch where they’ll discuss whether she can become PM after Abbott wins the election.
  • Murdoch will agree that it’s a fine idea, before ringing Bill
    Shorten to say that he’s always thought that he was a damn fine man, and
    – once he’s elected – could he perhaps ensure that those hot-heads in
    the Labor Party don’t do anything to upset his business interests.
  • Shorten will play both sides of the fence.
  • George Pell will tweet that social media is evil and only Abbott can save us from this electronic graffiti.
  • Abbott will lose the election.
  • Turnbull will suggest that, if you get tired of Bill, that he’s
    available as a compromise candidate for PM, because he’s pretty much
    prepared to say whatever he’s told so long as he’s given clear
    instructions.
  • Christopher Pyne will become Opposition Leader because nobody else will want the job.
  • At his first press conference, Pyne will say that he’s happy that
    Bishop will be his Deputy, because she’s done such as exceptional job as
    Speaker.
  • When told that the Bishop who’s his deputy is Julie, not Bronwyn,
    he’ll claim that he didn’t read the final vote, and he’s happy with
    anyone who’s prepared to be his deputy because the important thing is to
    make sure people know exactly how much money Labor have wasted since
    being elected.
  • Pyne will say that there’s no evidence of climate change and that
    there have always been polar bears floating on icebergs past Cairns.
  • Rupert Murdoch will bet some other billionaire that he can make Pyne PM within three years.
  • Bill Shorten will be surprised that no matter what he does, nobody likes him.
  • His wife will tell him that it’s surprising, because they don’t even know how bad his breath is.
  • In 2018, Christopher Pyne will declare that he’s been elected Prime
    Minister, but this will later change because – before he’s sworn in – 32
    Liberals will move to the cross benches, saying that their best chance
    of being re-elected is as an Independent who actually says something
    intelligent instead of having to justify whatever crap the leader says.
    One of them will say, “Been there, done that, was given the T-shirt in
    the hope that I wouldn’t speak to the media, and this time I expected at
    least a better attempt at a bribe!”
  • Abbott will drop dead and leave a dying request that he be buried on top of Rupert Murdoch.
  • Rupert will point out that he’s not dead, but others will point out that Abbott was aware of this at the time.
  • Peta Credlin will write an expose of her time in Canberra.
  • Christopher Pyne will try to give her a knighthood, in spite of the fact that they were abolished in 2015.

Yeah, all right. But who’d have believed that Abbott would try to
knight a Duke? I mean that can’t even be passed off as a chess move.




Tuesday, 27 January 2015

Tony Abbott Wakes With Nagging Feeling He Gave A British Monarch A Knighthood Yesterday

Tony Abbott Wakes With Nagging Feeling He Gave A British Monarch A Knighthood Yesterday


Tony Abbott Wakes With Nagging Feeling He Gave A British Monarch A Knighthood Yesterday


















tony abbott






Prime Minister Tony Abbott woke up this morning with a thumping
headache and a vague recollection of awarding a racist Greek Prince
Australia’s highest honour.



Frantically texting friends to see if he really had made a total tit
of himself, Mr Abbott was by late morning starting to piece together
just what happened on Australia Day.



A Liberal party confidant, who did not wish to be named, said he broke the truth gently to Mr Abbott.


“I told him, ‘yes you may have given Prince Philip a knighthood on
the spur of the moment. But don’t worry about it too much. Most people
probably didn’t notice or have forgotten about it already anyway.
No-one’s really talking about it today’”.



Another insider said the last he saw of Mr Abbott yesterday, the
Prime Minister was riding around on a make-believe horse, wearing
nothing but a paper crown and shouting ‘close the drawbridge and man the
cannons!’



Those close to Mr Abbott say he has a reputation for hitting it
pretty hard. In 2013 he ran a 4-week election campaign bender and later
couldn’t remember anything he said.



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Monday, 26 January 2015